Kalua pork and maui onion dip

Hello everybody

I hope all of you are well, I am doing good. I am well into my days off and have been fully relaxed for about seventeen hours. It's funny when your I high energy, high stress sort of guy you feel when the stress breaks and things relax. I was just getting out of the bathroom this time and I felt my shoulders relax and my eyes un-squint.

Ahhhh, to be relaxed. here is more to it than you would think. I get inspired, I think of new foods to experiment with and ways to improve my self-being. I decided this morning while I was laying in bed relaxed and happy reflecting on my relaxed and happyness that I am going to start to speak from my chest.

You see, I just got a new camera and it has video. I have taken a few videos of things and I have discovered that I not only speak from my nose but I am very hard to understand when I am speaking. So I remembered a time when I was young and my mother was watching "Bold and the Beautiful" and one of the actors said to another how when you speak from the chest it gives you power and finess.

We will see what happens. I could always use more power and finess. That may be the reason I am like I am is because I never took the advice of Kyle or Roger or stone or whatever his name is. So if I call any of you anytime soon and you think you won a sweepstakes or that one of the Baldwin brother is on the other line just don't freak on my when you hear no Josh, Josh, it's Chris. Not Alex Baldwin, np I'm not Ed McMann Josh, it's your brother Chris. I'm sorry man, I know I should have told you but read my blog man, you would have been tipped off dude.

Family life is hard enough without jerking peoples emotions around like that.

So I am taking open ideas as to where I should winter this year. Hawaii, Austin, Texas, Arizona, Thailand or Colorado to learn to ski.

All are fine with me really, I can't make up my mind. I still have like five months to figure it out so I'm not really stressed to bad. Maybe south Florida too, I want to golf and see chicks in skimpy clothes. Sorry those conservative readers but what can I say. I understand girls in Ski pants are pretty hot too.

Oh well, I am at a transient computer today so I don't have any pictures to add but the one on the top of the previous post is my lodge where I work, I had a few of the dining room and some from the boat coming in one day so you could see the scale of the mountain directly behind the lodge but the computer hookup on the island still sucks and I couldn't send that much stimulation to all of you.

But just you all wait, will someday soon stimulate you to the point where you'll get extra grey hairs, your crowsfeet will thicken, your reading glasses will never fit right on your nose again. Yes, Alaska is that beautiful, and I think I have a way of capturing that beauty on digital canvas that would make a Killer whale cry.

I guess I need to go pretend that I am doing something somewhere. I really just walk around and kick rocks on my days off. I have become a really good rock kicker this summer. I have hit 23 of 32 sewer grates lately.

Not bad considering the ingrown toenails I have been cursed with all my life. It cut my soccer career short you know. My brother in law had his removed. Yea, the whole big toe nail on both big toes are gone. I might just do that too. I am looking into starting a pro rock kicking into sewer team and making up rules and videoing it on my camera and putting it on youtube. I bet with three years I will bet corporate backing.

Ya, I need to pull them big toe nails right off. I will look weird when I wear flip flops but I don't look that normal limping around once or twice a month with nail spikes trying to burst out of the tips of my toes.

I guess I need to pick my battles. It is some really nice me time when I get out of the shower and grab a steak knife (and I'm not telling which one either) and dig out the spike when it's still soft. The relief you feel is amazing, it's almost like when you see a baby deer or a morning dew drop, you feel almost weightless for a minute. I had a collection of ingrown toenail spikes in a jar for a while but thought it was pretty fuckin' creepy and tossed it. What if a hot chick found it? Yea, thats why I don't collect anything. Emotional scars and baseball hats are the only thing I need to have more that one of.

So that was an interesting paragraph, do you see many like that very often. I feel like I just got off the pych chair. But cronic ingrown toenails do suck. And my damn soccer career being cut so short really sucks. I could have been big.

O.K. folks, I need to go

I hope next time you can open up to me like that

Well, have a good day
Chris