Top O the world ma......

Well hello everyone, I hope all of you are doing good today.

Well it has officially happened, my belly has gotten so big I can lay flat on my back and type in bed.

I can see the whole keyboard and everything. It is much easier on the hands, I may have found an amazing carpal tunnle treatment. But this blog is being brought to you from a position I don't think anyone will ever want to see me in.

I do have to stick my belly out a ways to make it work but I'm sure one more year as a chef and I'll have my computer sliding up off my belly and giving me bloody lips.

That would be a funny conversation, Hey Chris, what happened to your tooth? Um, I chipped it, Oh no, how? Um, I was in a fight with a biker, Oh no, hey, was his name Dell? I don't know, why? Well you have what looks like the word Dell bruised into your lower lip..............

I'll need that foam lining stuff you use in your drawers to put on my stomach for grip.

Anyway, so I climbed my first mountain yesterday. It wasn't what I expected. So any of you who really know me know I have read almost every Louie L'amour western book, and I always had this image of a man cresting his first mountain in my head.....

Head held high, thumbs tucked into his waistband, eyes squinting in the sun, gazing into the far distance, a feeling of pride and manhood flowing through him.

Yea, not in my case, I was flailing all around, looking for my water bottle only to find it was empty, looking at the ground for a rock collecting a little dew, feeling like I was never going to make it back home to my dress collection and lipgloss.

Ahhhhh Alaska, it will weed out the real ones to the posers thats for sure, but I did compose myself enough to take a few pictures, I will try to load them and you all can see the amazing view I had.

have a good day
C